Anonymous asked: I am happy for you and that you're surgery went well
Thank you so much!!!
Anonymous asked: That necklace is so fucking hideous, please just take the damn thing off if you're planning on being an attractive make
Hey as long as you don’t talk shit about my ellen boxers we’re all good
Anonymous asked: do u know if there is a minimum BMI for being eligible for receiving top surgery? i'm a bit underweight at this time and do not know if a doc would want me to get to a BMI of 18 or 19 before top surgery... especially if a person sometimes loses weight after having surgery.
I have no idea I’m sorry \:
I’m also underweight and didn’t even get asked about it. You just get asked if you are overweight. But, I would discuss it with your surgeon if you think it could be an issue. Better to think of all the possible problems before going into surgery and being denied that day for some reason!
Anonymous asked: Sick undies bro love my Ellen trunks!
Ellen is my lord and savior and these are my lucky boxers so it only makes sense
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
In a couple hours I FINALLY get my drains out and get to have my first look at my chest!!! And I get to take off the bandages for the first time in a fkn week, then fly home right after. I’m so frickin excited
I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch
What the ungodly fuck
I regret absolutely nothing about watching and reblogging this.
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK
Porn would be easier to explain if someone walked up behind me and saw this